Th’ 40 degrees today said we’re not going away,
so its get used to another hottie - or find a cooler
place that doesn’t cost th’ equivalent in ice block
technology; oddly I remember an ideology which
proposed that you learn to live where you’re at -
or go seek cooler climes - what on earth could a
Queenslander see as a good incentive to agree
to a move when none has integrity; t’ become a
Southerner (Victorian) - prefrontal lobotomy has
to be performed as part of the orientation, NSW
is th’ same, & Tasmania requires th’ whole brain
t’ be removed in case there’s infectious material
which will unbalance the egosystem they’ve set
in place to keep ‘em all safe from foreign ideals;
and the rest of Australia is even more violate
So we’re stuck here mate; but th’ compensation
rests quaintly in eskies filled with the Qld brew -
you know the scene - & a few XXXXs ‘attached’
to the rainbow of reason stating the occasion is
celebration for our nous staying wholly pristine
© 13 January 2016, I. D. Carswell
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