Dished

Being upfazed by your dishwasher shouldn’t b’ 

irrecondite tragedy, you’re always able and free 

to read the booklet that it came with; whether a 

German translation of rephrased Swahili, taken 

literally from the French version - or worse, that 

Anglo-conversion o’ th’ Whirlpool-lingua speak- 

easy texts, conversationally based on American 

dissertations about how it ‘occasionally’ works 

Tho to express my chagrin we’ve got to be able 

to bend knees in cleaning inlet water pipe filters 

irked to the point o’ no rinse-return flows, - then 

there is an occasional dissonance whether a full- 

phasing t’ each cycle sequence has reached its 

proper end as the system appraises - whoopee 

So woe’s me believing I needed read darn texts 

which expressed everything but the facts & that 

this machine knows what’s going thru my mind - 

an interact that running properly today’s but gift 

for a proposed week’s holiday plan, & which it’s 

‘rest’ cycle scheduled itself to begin tomorrow 

© 21 April 2018, I. D. Carswell