In saying I don’t like travelling on motorways isn’t
clandestinely suggesting that I have lost th’ plot -
well, not too far from it anyway - but th’ hot news
is I don’t feel safe stuck in that slo-lane when the
rest o’ humanity express utmost disdain for ‘dips’
whom they see as shuffling ungainly, in their way,
and needing reminders - so they ‘dis’ ‘em with th’
macho o’ bravado-manoeuvres, a bit like p*ssing
on them as they rush on by; & even semi-drivers
can get into the groove if y’ give ‘em an inch or 2,
which y’ do less any flinching; it’s better to arrive
home in the car damp than back of th’ ‘ambo’, a
klaxon shrilling to Hell & Sundry braying - lookee
who’s in here - one less to pass on th’ motorway
© 22 June 2018, I. D. Carswell
No comments:
Post a Comment