Friday 15 March 2019

The iQ4 Creed



Although functioning again th’ stress it impressed 
upon me remains cogently real; it is like saying an 
iQ4 remote has more reign over your destiny than 
you can beguile against - if so inclined, or be that 
distressed as to try and find a ‘help’ number - but 
fail when tenor of suggestions seem less caring if 
you’ve opened the handbook to page 15. Well we 
found a small print number bottom of The Tree of 

Verity suggesting it might be of eventual use, and 
printed it - then tried the remote again; believe th’ 
‘holy mackerel’ effect or not, a bluetooth connect 
effected itself and th' Smart TV was iQ4-corralled 
back into th’ land o’ hand-held remote - & sanity, 
and the unsullied help-number for Foxtel is freed 
© 15 March 2019, I. D. Carswell 


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