Un-Beamed

We will need see it as a case of being Un-Beamed; 

oh, its a pun out of the old menage - one where the 

idea of driving a BMW leaned upon credibility, even 

if it was third hand - with accolades etched indelibly 

into wistfully-gazing, envy-emblazoned eyes - altho 

we do not see it that way axiomatically; maintaining 

the beast is a trial by ordeal - & for six weeks we’ve 

been denied th’ so-called privilege of being seen at 

th’ wheel, cruising sedately with the airs & graces it 

is assumed to imply; the air conditioning had failed, 

and then denied its cooling system’s rational ability 

to maintain any sense - consequently there’s been 

major overhaul with replacement sequences and a 

capital expense overture playing deft panache - &  

the last will & testament’s due tomorrow; the team 

who’ve endeavoured to redeem BMWs reputation, 

as well as their own, seem to have conquered that 

dictum of parochial brioche emanating from where 

those dreams originate; now we know th’ machine 

is an E46, - not the E36 it was wrongly designated 

first place, which correctly explains why an earlier 

maintenance regime’s servicing with replacement 

parts failed; and maybe this is th’ core of an apple 

we’re directed to understand isn’t rotten, and we’ll 

soon be re-beamed within th’ glow of a vindicated 

328i’s enigmatically blessed surreal resurrection
© 14 December 2016, I. D. Carswell