Monday, 12 March 2018

Calcutta Cup



And I propose th’ cream o’ being a rugby fan’s 
seeing your team best an Eddie Jone’s pack o’ 
puggish Poms - yeah, some of ‘em are players 
o’ distinction - & deserving hugs rather than th’ 
derisive curses they usually get when they win; 
but they lost t' Scotland, who’ve convinced us 
there’s still more to the Six Nations series than 
another dourly staged, & boorish, Pommy win 

And it means our team gets the Calcutta Cup: 
okay - first time in 10 years, but at Murrayfield 
they wouldn’t be counting; altho’ the pleasure 
seeing ‘Red Roses’ bleeding from their noses 
is a pleasure t’ behold & so we’ll quietly relish 
there being a lot less boisterous 'Englishness' 

after-match, when they make th’ presentation 
© 25 February 2018, I. D. Carswell


For the record: Scotland 25 - 13 England

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