Thursday, 12 January 2017

Inelegant Egress



To my best mate Podge this morning’s bedroom 
tussle with a small yellow-belly tree snake made 
eminent sense, he isn’t too pally with elapids so 
in grabbing and giving it a good shake, he says 
hey you’re not supposed to be inside the house 
let alone a bedroom; & naturally, we’re shocked 
into action, a brief foray with mop & rake and th’ 
beast’s off into wilderness whence he came 

It seemed a tiny tree snake we’d seen glissading 
behind the lounge TV on a previous evening had 
grown overnight into a three foot felony - maybe 
something to do with our TV program selections, 
who can say, but he’d taken th’ indiscretion as a 
way of making his theme an inelegant egress 
© 13 September 2016, I. D. Carswell 

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